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Bio

Hello! I am Emily. I am a Comedian, Musician, Writer and Illustrator. I currently reside in Brooklyn, NY. Below is a bunch of stuff that I have done, am currently doing, or am capable of doing for money!

I have written, produced and been featured in various comedy videos and tv shows including: this series for Pitchfork.TV which I wrote, produced and directed. I play a recurring character named Hard Melissa and write for the Metal Talk Show Two Minutes to Late Night. I was featured in a sketch on The Break with Michelle Wolf and an episode of the show Cooked with Cannabis, both on Netflix, and I wrote this sketch for Volcom featuring Run The Jewels, Tim Robinson & Shaq.

I have a paranormal/comedy podcast called Ghosts to Show you which I co created with Lillian Devane. I co host a weekly podcast called Albummer with members of 2M2LN, where we listen to and discuss “bad” albums, and I sporadically do a movie podcast with my husband El-P called The Panducto Quarancast.

I do standup all over this beautiful country and I have opened for Anthony Jeselnik, Nick Thune and occasionally I tour opening for Alex Cameron. I run a monthly standup show called Windbreaker Comedy with comedian Clare O’kane every month at Union Pool.

Sometimes I like to drive with the seat heat and AC on at the same time! Feel free to drop me a line below if you’d like to discuss that or any other topics!

PHOTOS

VIDEOS

Emily Panic Reel

Hard Melissa // Two minutes to late night

Fashion Cunt // Run the Jewels

Hard Melissa @ NYC Comic Con

Fashion Cunt // Funny or Die

A Very Bonnaroo Thanksgiving (dir. by amber schaefer)

Fashion Cunt // Panorama Music Festival

Hard Melissa Reacts to Nerds Covering Rush's "Anthem"

PANIC TO THE PEOPLE // Pitchfork.TV

Planned Parenthood Song Live

 

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